Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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