like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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