I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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