You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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