hotel room ftw
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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