We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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