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Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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