super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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