I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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