ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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