There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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