He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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