hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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