During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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