the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
babies were throwing up all over the place
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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