just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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