I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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