is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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