A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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