so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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