He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
nutella sex= disaster
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My ass is underappreciated
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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