sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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