New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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