that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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