her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
A bitchslap is in order.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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