I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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