Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The adults are the big ones right?
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