Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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