This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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