Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You surviving the open bar?
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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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