I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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