would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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