she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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