yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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