also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Text me some of your sweat
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