ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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