He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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