I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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