I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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