Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
No subtext here. People are naked.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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