i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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