You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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