Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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