please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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