I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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