I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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