i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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