Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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