Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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