why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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