I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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