how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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