I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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