we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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