So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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